why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
Don't Let Me Die Skinny
IT WILL HAPPEN
the fine brown boy of your dreams will be eatin pie in a coffee shop one day
and will look up and say
‘the only thing sweeter than this pie is that girl’s bum’
and then he will throw a pack of sugar at your feet
and say ‘you dropped your nametag’
Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I’ve heard educated white people say, ‘slavery was 400 years ago.’ No it very wasn’t. It was 140 years ago…that’s two 70-year-old ladies living and dying back to back. That’s how recently you could buy a guy.
Louis C.K. (via 30thcenturyboy)
Slavery in the territory that is now the United States lasted more than 330 years. We will be 330 years removed from slavery in the year 2195.