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May 2012

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#Dead of laughter but also absorbing truths
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#Dead. of. Cute
“I remember my friend, a brilliant Kenyan writer, and I once walking the streets of London some years ago, and as he walked past beautiful after beautiful building he would point at one and say ‘this one was payed for by colonial loot from Kenya’ and he would point at another and say ‘this one was payed for by colonial loot from from Nigeria’. It was funny and a bit exaggerated but fundamentally not untrue. There is a link between the affluence of Europe and the poverty of Africa.” —

The Stories That Europe Tells Itself About Its Colonial History (via stay-human)

This reminds me of something I watched, either a documentary or a news report, in which some Congolese ex-pats living in Belgium referred to an iconic parliamentary building (if my memory serves me correctly) and called it something along the lines of, “building of the chopped hands”. In short, they were outlining the direct link between Belgium’s “wealth” (I use quotation marks as I don’t believe that anything stolen is worthy of being called the wealth of the thief) and the heinous atrocities committed by Belgian colonialists in the Congo, in order for the tiny European country to steal and use the country’s minerals for Belgian profit.

(via numinousnegrita)

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#Dead. of Cute.
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#Dead. of Cute.
Phoenix Rising Chapter 1: Prologue: Dream's End, a naruto fanfic - FanFiction.Net → fanfiction.net

Chapter 1 of a Naruto - Family/Hurt/Comfort fanfiction with characters Naruto U. & Sasuke U.. During Naruto’s final battle against Sasuke, Itachi uses the power he gave him to clean Sasuke’s soul and body from darkness by turning him into a newborn baby with no memories of his past. For how long can Naruto keep this a secret?.

May 31, 2012
#fan fiction #fic rec
Daybreak: Part I Chapter 12, a naruto fanfic - FanFiction.Net → fanfiction.net

Chapter 12 of a Naruto - Drama/Adventure fanfiction with characters Naruto U. & Sasuke U.. One of Konoha’s greatest enemies is long dead, but Akatsuki lives on, and a new threat to peace is rising in the shinobi nations. The question is… who are the heroes, and who are the villains? AU. Follows One Small Kindness..

May 31, 2012
#fanfiction #fic rec

Free personality analysis from ColorQuiz.com. Generated on Wed, 30 May 2012 14:04:45 -0700

Your Existing Situation Conflicts and disagreements have her seeking the rewards which the group suggest. Your Stress Sources “Needs to meet people who have the same high principals and values as himself, but finds the need unfulfilled. her need to feel dominate and superior leaves her feeling isolated and does not allow for her to give freely of himself. she would like to surrender and let go, but sees that as a weakness she must not give in to. Holding back will allow her to stand out for the crowd and earn a higher status, recognized by others as unique and important.” Your Restrained Characteristics “Demanding and picky in her relationships, but careful not to bring out conflict or disagreements and this may decrease her chances of achieving her goals and ideas.” “Willing to become emotionally involved, but is demanding and picky when choosing a partner. Is careful not to bring out conflict or disagreements as this may decrease her chances of achieving her goals and ideas.” His arrogance causes her to take offense quickly. Only those closest to her know deep down she is sensitive and sentimental. Your Desired Objective “Is very goal oriented and driven, and does not allow things to distract her from reaching her goals. Overcomes all obstacles she is faced with. Wants to gain recognition and a good reputation for her successes.” Your Actual Problem “Enjoys making new plans and goals, but needs to be respected and admired for the things she accomplishes.”

May 30, 2012

Okay, Rango got a lot of lukewarm reviews but I though it was actually really entertaining I don’t know what all the negative fuss was about?

May 30, 2012
May 30, 20127 notes
#martin-freeman #young #stop reading the tags you imbecile
May 30, 20122 notes
#martin-freeman #cleverbot #kittens #jam #rage
May 29, 201220 notes
#martin-freeman #bbc sherlock #Sherlock Holmes #sherlock BBC #john watson #benedict cumberbatch #Cumberbatch #commentary #stills #ASiB

nightmare-kisser:

no but you should never look up “young Martin Freeman” on Google images because you’ll die of all the adorable baby hedgehog-ness of it all

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May 29, 2012270 notes
#martin-freeman #how is it even possible to be even more adorable as you get younger #or wait that's most people lol #but still HOW MARTIN HOW

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

siddharthasmama:

sooolondon:

fakedick:

eviloppressivewhiteman:

fakedick:

Maybe the reason why so many serial killers are white is because no one is willing to believe a white person could’ve killed someone until it’s too late.

Many serial killers aren’t white, they even made a book to combat the stereotype.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPTfIrVYaqw

http://www.sonsofjapheth.com/rise-of-the-black-serial-killer-2/

Over 50% of all serial killers since 1860 have been black but at the same time black people are only 10-12% of americas population. 

Yeah, that book changes the term “serial killer” to include single incidents where more than one person was killed as opposed to an actual series of murders. Not to mention how in the video for the book, the author actually references fictional serial killers’ kill counts with actual serial killers. The book is just another attempt to paint poor little white people as victims.

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As someone who literally ONLY watches shows on murders ALL day (The First 48 on A&E and 24/7 viewing of Investigation Discovery channel), literally 97% of ALL the murders on those shows are committed by and against white people. Not only that, but I spend a lot of time reading articles, most that don’t make it to national news level, and they are also roughly 95% perpetrated by white people. Please, name me 5 POC serial killers? America is #1 in serial killers. I could name several off the top: John Wayne Gacy Jr, Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, BTK, Green River Killer, The Truck Stop Killer, Son of Sam, Aileen Wuornos, and those are all since the last 4 decades. Of POC… I can think of the D.C. sniper. Oop.

lol seriously WAT

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#ironic giant #midgerock
I witnessed a gluteus so rotund, it made me question my existence.

ramblingsofanurbanjawn:

femdog:

I wanted to approach the maiden to inquire, “How did you procure such a curvaceous figure? Pray, let me fondle it, for the night is young.” I would it grab ahold firmly, and squeeze for dear life. Oh, the cellulite would feel wondrous and supple underneath the satin garment!

But alas, she evaded my view for the remainder of the night. Miserable fortune, I doth protest. 

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May 29, 201250 notes
#pr0n for nerds #but foreal doe #dat ass wuz fat
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