I Wanna Be Thick For You, Jesus

commiphora:

just sayin’

Apparently I need to amend this and add “OR AN EFFING ABUSER OR RAPIST, especially when that goes completely again their canon personality!”

I see you fandom, and I literally mean all fandoms.

atmeridiem:

Are there any POV fics with the “best friend” that never made it onto the show?

fuckyeahpervysage:

I realize I haven’t updated my blog properly in aaaages until recently, and I’m gettin’ back into the swing of it. Time to recommend some DAMN good fanfiction. 

This week, I will be recommending a Sasuke/Hinata longfic called A Traitor Branded. You don’t usually find good SasuHina, since it’s not THAT popular of a pairing, but this made me a diehard fan. It just works. I’m not going to lie, this is probably the closest to sticking to the real Sasuke as I have ever seen. He’s sadistic, he’s murderous, he’s mentally unstable.. and yet, this author makes you believe he can be capable of love. 

..eventually.

Here is a little excerpt. 

Half of the bed began to smoothly shift so that he was sitting up. He could hear the sound of beeping machines. When he looked at her again she was putting something cool against his lips. Cold water drifted down a grateful throat as he swallowed and when she moved to pull the glass away he actually growled at her. The girl’s eyes widened in surprise at his reaction but she put the glass back to his lips and did not remove it until emptied.

“Where am I?” the words emerged but they sounded harsh, as if he had swallowed sandpaper and washed it down with gravel. He sounded the same way he felt, like shit.

“Konoha…” her voice was soft, gentle. For some sick reason it reminded him of his mother, even though her voice had never been that high or that soft. Her eyes also hadn’t been white.

Closing his own eyes he swallowed spit “Kill me.”

The Hyuuga gasped and he allows his eyes to drift back up to her face. She looks appalled by his request and yet she does not turn from his piercing gaze. Perhaps she had matured; he was sure in the past she had been unable to do such a thing.

“I-I can’t do that.” When he continues to stare at her she does eventually turn away and begins to fill his glass with water once more.

Even his chuckle sounded like shit “Scared?” Sasuke taunted, giving her a humorless smirk. “Never killed before?”

Her body went very still. She stood with the glass of water in her hand, pitcher in the other. Slowly, she set the pitcher down and moved back to him. He couldn’t read her emotions which was strange; he had been sure that the girl had always worn her emotions within those huge, weird eyes of hers.

Sasuke did try to take the glass this time but found his body unresponsive to his commands. Annoyed by this, he doesn’t notice the emotion that flickers on her face.

“Are you scared to live?”

He jerked away from her as much as he can, ignoring the pain lancing through his chest and the rest of his body, spilling water on himself. Quickly she removed the glass and tries to grab a towel to dry him off somewhat.

“Fuck you.” It is said with as much malice as he can muster, because this girl has officially pissed him off to the point that he actually wanted to physically harm her. He wanted to grab her by the neck and ask her if she was scared to die. The Uchiha wanted to lash out at her, scream at her, something, anything.

He decides that he hates her, he hates her because they both knew the answer to her question and it enrages him that he truly is afraid to live and he has always prided himself on never being afraid of anything. He hates the fact that she so clearly saw that weakness in him and instead of being angry with himself for having such a fear, he finds it easier to simply place it all on her.

Just a little part. Sasuke is truly a bastard in the beginnings of this fic, but oh mah gawd. I don’t put up a fic on here unless I’ve read it first, and thought it was good enough to read again.  I’m tellin you guys right now, I’ve read it three freakin times. 

Fic is rated M for a reason, please don’t read unless you are 18.

A Traitor Branded - click here to read.

retardomontalban:

• Criminal Minds/(500) Days of Summer crossover. Yeah, I was thinking Reid/Tom.
• Pineapple Express. What can I say? I have a soft spot for bromance.
• Spaced. I’m sorry, but Tim and Daisy never got together, and that is why fanfiction was invented: to rectify these blatant errors.
• Criminal Minds/Mysterious Skin crossover. Okay, so I obviously just want MGG and JGL to get it on, but I can totally see Reid and Neil bonding over being messed up.
• Criminal Minds/The Social Network crossover. Apparently people did want to read that.

FYI I am all for the Criminal Minds/Mysterious Skin crossover. I’m not really into slash but will wade through it for some serious angsty bonding/emotional interaction with Neil and Reid.

(Source: kittentraps)